About Us
The Fridge Belongs to You Now.
The Problem
Let’s be honest. When the "Big D" happens, your house feels a little... haunted. You look at the refrigerator and see the ghosts of a thousand compromises. There’s the magnetic "Weekly Meal Planner" you never used. There’s a Save-the-Date for your ex’s cousin’s wedding in Sedona. There’s a photo of the two of you at a pumpkin patch where you were clearly mid-argument.
It’s depressing. It’s cluttered. And it’s not you.
The Epiphany
divorcemagnets was born out of a very specific moment: standing in a quiet kitchen at 2:00 AM, eating a slice of American cheese straight from the wrapper, and realizing that for the first time in a decade, nobody was there to tell us we were doing it wrong.
We realized the refrigerator is the scoreboard of the home. When your life changes, your scoreboard needs an update. You don’t need "Live, Laugh, Love." You need "I Changed the Wi-Fi Password."
Our Philosophy: Humor is a Survival Skill
We believe that divorce is a heavy door to walk through, but once you’re on the other side, the light is actually pretty good. Our mission is to help you reclaim your space—one petty, hilarious, and deeply honest magnet at a time.
We aren't here to help you "heal" (though laughter helps). We’re here to help you decorate the victory lap.
Why Our Magnets?
- They’re Industrial Strength: Just like your new boundaries.
- They’re High-Design: Because "single" doesn't mean "has no taste." We use a minimalist, high-contrast aesthetic that looks great on stainless steel.
- They’re Honest: We say the things you’re thinking but haven't put in the group chat yet.
The Team
We’re a small team of designers, writers, and veterans of the family court system. We’ve been where you are—standing in a new apartment with a box of mismatched forks and a sense of "What now?"
The answer is: Whatever you want.
Welcome to your new kitchen. It’s smaller, it’s quieter, and it’s 100% yours.
Stick it to 'em.